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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

most non heinous...

Created on 2006-01-06 15:43:27 (#9193642), last updated 2009-04-28

61 comments received, 87 comments posted

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Name:Emily Schmerberr
Birthdate:09-19
Location:Portland, Oregon, United States
Website:I will never see the light of day again...
Bio
Heeeeeeey guys. This is my live journal. As you all probably know i am Emily Queen of the underworld? I have no idea what to type so im going with whatever comes to me first, please dont be afraid of my unconcious dribble. i promise it wont bite. Did you ever notice how much more aggressive old women are at the grocery store? they are getting more and more vicious every day! i am actually completely terrified of their shopping carts. i was at winco today and it reminded me of that stephen king movie about all the trucks and machines that ran people over. You know the one that ACDC wrote the soundtrack to? Actually you probaly dont know...and thats ok...infact its good. ANNNNYWAY...old women..they are vicious. watch out and dont forget to wear your jock straps when you shop at Winco people!
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